Take the quiz, then add up your score at the end!
- How do you feel about parties?
- Woo! Yeah! Party!
- Not my favorite thing — I can deal with small parties, but only if they’re indoors.
- I love parties with a theme! I want to make a costume!
- Black-tie parties only. And I’ll be disappointed without hors d’oeuvres.
- I will party literally anywhere, at any time, for any reason, even at inappropriate times. Especially at inappropriate times.
- What’s your hobby?
- Party! Woo!
- I like books and dark music.
- I can’t name just one!
- Tasting expensive wines and cheeses.
- Anything and everything! I have the attention span of a goldfish.
- What kind of movies do you prefer?
- Art-house dramas.
- Depends on mood — I like lots of different genres.
- Whatever my favorite film critics recommend.
- I’ll watch anything the moves on a screen and I’ll spoil the plot for everyone because I’ve probably already seen it.
- What kind of food do you like?
- Salty snack foods from a crinkly bag.
- Something I can make at home. I like to cook.
- I like to try new things all the time.
- Small plates of anything interesting, artfully presented.
- Eat all of the things!
- What’s your regular order at a coffee shop like?
- Cold brew with cream and sugar.
- Black coffee
- Herbal tea
- I want that thing from the secret menu that doesn’t actually exist. That, or a double soy half-caf skinny vanilla mochachino with chocolate drizzle and sprinkles. #TreatYoSelf
Add Up Your Score
Give yourself the following number of points according to the answer for each question:
- A = 1
- B = 2
- C = 3
- D = 4
- E = 5
Now add up your total and find its match in the following section!
What Am I?
- 5 Points: Nylon
- You love being around people and are comfortable in crowds. While partying is one of your favorite things to do, you can be a bit prickly at times, so you have to take care not to step on anyone’s toes.
- 6-10 Points: Olefin
- You avoid direct sunlight, but you’re no shut-in — you love going for a peaceful stroll in the rain, or in otherwise-overcast weather. You were a bit of goth in high school, but as an adult you’re kind, caring, and compassionate to those you trust.
- 11-15 Points: Polyester
- You’ve got a different style for every day of the week, and you pride yourself on your versatility. You’re no precious diva — you’re ready to adapt to wide variety of circumstances, and you usually pull it off.
- 16-20 Points: Acrylic
- You make an effort to look great wherever you go, but in a casual way — you want others to think you just naturally look put-together when you get out of bed. You love being out in the sun and have a great tan.
- 21-24 Points: Wool
- You wear a tailored suit or dress wherever you go, and you look good — so good, in fact, that passersby are vulnerable to whiplash from trying so hard to get an eyeful. This is a regular occurrence, whether you’re taking a casual stroll near the campus of Wheaton College or if you’re a classy establishment in downtown Chicago. You love the attention, just as you love the finer things in life.
- 25 Points: Shag
- Gregarious and full of life, you always make a statement, but sometimes inadvertently repel others with your boisterous nature. There’s no doubt that those who spend time with you are your true friends, but you’re not for everyone.
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